爱式
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYSYOU THINK WHO CAN HANDLE IT.
Hi Leslie:
I enjoy the humor (rather the truth of life) that you revealed (or maybe posted from somewhere).
Funny thing is: People usually find out/come up to this kind of truth only too late in their lives.
I enjoy the work you have done and appreciate your efforts in making this village a decent one, maybe the only one I enjoy so far.
Take care!
Topgun Hello Topgun:
Those bits & pieces of truth of life are excerpts from the message forwarded by a good buddy of mine studying abroad in UK. He is also the nice guy who brought the four hand-blended Dunhill tins along to me last summer, as you may well see my humble reviews on some of them.
Thanks for sharing, for participating, and for contributing to the very coterie of ours.
Cheers!
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